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1 by: Saiful Kanjoos: Doctor Daant Niklavana Hai, Kitne Paise Loge..? Doctor: Rs 200 Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50, Daant Dhilaa Kar Do, Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga..! 2 by: Saiful Kanjoos Haath Mein Blade Se Cut Maar Raha Tha. Wife: Kya Ker Rahe Ho? Kanjoos: Dettol Ki Sheeshi Phoot Gayi Hai, Aise Hi Thori Waste Hone Denge. La Teri Bhi Ungli Kaat Don!!!. 3 by: Saiful Raat me 2 sharabiyo ne chand ki Parchhayi talaab me dekhi... 1st :- Ye kya hai? 2nd :- chand. 1st:- abe sale ghar chal Galti se chand pe aa gye. 4 by: Saiful Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Mai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya. 5 by: Saiful Zindgi ka Formula! Agr koi apke lye apne drwaje band krde, To use bhi Ehsaas dila do ki, Kundi drwaje k Dono side hoti hai, . . . Bnd krdo sale ko bahr se. 6 by: Saiful 1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti ha, Isay paint kese krte hain? 2nd Pathan: Ooi Pagal jab ye door ja k Chota sa ho jata hai Phir paint krte hain. 7 by: Saiful Sardar ko gali me 100 ka note mila Jispe likha tha HAPPY NEW YEAR. Usne apni jeb se 100 ka note nikala or Uspe SAME 2 U Likh kr wahi pe rakh diya. Singh is King 8 by: Saiful Obama:we havd 3 item bombs ? 1-Madonna 2-Angelina 3-Shakira what do u have ? Manmohan:we have Imraan Hashmi... Professional bomb diffuser :> 9 by: Saiful Do dost jungle me the... Tabhi sher ki aawaz aayi Viky ne bag me se racing shoes Nikale aur pehan liye.. Ajay-pagal tu kya samjhta hai Tu sher se tej bhag sakta hai.? Viky-mujhe sher se tej nhi bhagna.. Mujhe to tujhse tej bhagna hai.. 10 by: Saiful Sad line but True- Apne INDIA Ka Kuch Nahi HoSakta..!! Qki.,Yahan..... Buddhe Desh Chala Rahe Hai,... OrJawaan Facebook...... 11 by: Saiful Mom: Uth Ja Nalayak. Dekh Suraj Nikal Aaya Hai. Son: O mom stop. Just Relaxxx. Wo Sota Bhi To Mere Se Pahle Hai Naa! 12 by: Saiful Teri aankain jhuki jhuki Tera chehra khila khila Jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya To aadha kilo fair & lovely mila. 13 by: Saiful Cockroch ko garam pani me dho ke Use dhoop me sukha ke Chips ke jaise kaat ke Shahed ke saath khane se . . . . Ulti ho jayegi. Bilkul try mat karna.. 14 by: Saiful Indian(nepali se): tum american ho? . Nepali: nhi me nepal ka hu! . Indian: nhi tum american ho. . Nepali: nhi bhai me nepal ka hu! . Indian: nhi nhi tum american ho. . Nepali(gusse me): haan me american hu . Indian: achaa!!!! Lagte to nepali ho.. 15 by: Saiful Whats self insult .. An angry boss- Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai .. Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar! Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot.. Meri taraf Dekho.... 16 by: Saiful Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai. Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya, Teacher bhi poochti hai Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai.. 17 by: Saiful Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena. 18 by: Saiful Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart. 19 by: Saiful Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai. 20 by: Saiful Ek Neta: Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Kiske Isaron Par Naachte Ho. Dusra Neta: Khabardar Jo Raajnitik Bahas Me Meri Patni Ko Ghasita... 21 by: Saiful Apki Ada, Apki Smile, Apka Chehra, Apka Chalna, Apka Bolna, Apka Sharmana, Apki Julfein, Apki Aankhen, Apka Andaz.... Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti.... 22 by: Saiful Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile! To use Na kholen! Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai Or apki zara si laparwahi . . . . . . Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai... :) 23 by: Saiful Bagon me phool khilte rahenge, Raat me deep jalte rahenge, Khuda AAPKO sari khushiaya dede, . . . Baki TAKLEEF to HUM dete hi rahenge! 24 by: Saiful Kya aap panchvi pas se tez he? To batao? Agar ram sita hai, To ram kya hai? Socho! Nahi patha? Simple yaar "Darzi" Samje panchvi fail! 25 by: Saiful Sardar K Sir Se Khoon Nikl Raha Tha Dr: Ye Kaise Hua.? Sardar: Mein Hath Se Diwar Tod Raha Tha To Kisi Ne Kaha Paji Kabhi Khopdi Ka B Istmal Kar Lia Karo.!